Pocketless

 There is a stain on my shirt that like looks a lot like blood but I don't recall bleeding, then again it could just be sausage and potato stew. Another mystery for the books.  

 Today was picture day, which I took no part in because I forgot about it until I woke up. I'll get to do re-takes in a month when it doesn't feel like the inside of a dragon's mouth outside. Seriously, no one can look cute in this heat. I had to go home before I went to the store because I literally couldn't stand having pants on for 4 more minutes. It was out of the way to go home first, but I didnt care. I had to escape my pants. 

 My nuggets are awesome! They are amazing listeners, they are totally adorable and completely hilarious. One kid asked if Mrs. Courtney (a twin) had a sister or if she just changed clothes a lot! 

 I might have actually had things in my pockets today but you already know those pants are long gone! I want to try to start my pocket pictures again but it'll have to wait for cooler weather!

Girls Girls Girls

 Go back and read the title in Bret Michael's voice if you failed to do so the first time...and think about your life choices. 

 Whelp, I'm back at it; you know sculpting young minds, molding our furture, and re-tying the same pair of shoes 17 times. The first day with the girls was all smooth sailing. Those 12 nuggets were on a roll today!! If today is any indication of the rest of the year then I can put my dancing shoes on right now! 

 Speaking of shoes OMGINEEDNEWSHOESRIGHTNOW! I had to scream type that with no spaces because that's literally what I've been screaming in my mind all day. I got these fabulous new pants that make me feel like I'm on a magic carpet ride unlike my other pants that made me feel like the very unfortunate prey of a python. But with greatness always comes grief, the magic carpet pants don't really go with tennis shoes because of their fabulousness, so I have to wear totally cute, totally painful shoes. I'm literally stuck between a rock and a hard place  because my shoes are as hard as a rock and my other pants are really hard to put on in the mornings, or in the middle of the day, or at night. 

 Right now, the bottom half of my legs are trying to detach from the top half. It's like someone is shoving a cylinder through my heels all the way up to my knees in an effort to just split them in half. Looking cute is so painful! I guess I'll always have to deal with that since I'm obviously flawless. 

 Tomorrow, I'll tackle the boys. Let's hope they have the same listening skills as my girls!