Since I don't know where I left you let me give you a brief overview:
-I bought a house.
-Grew a jungle in my backyard unkownly.
-I still teach Kindergarten.
- Still temporarily lose all of my sanity while doing so.
-My fast metobalism STILL hasn't come on, even though I ordered it years ago.
I could go on forever about all the crazy things that have happened this year, but inh w words of Sweet Brown, ain't nobody goti time me for that!
I'll just go with today when my classroom was transformed into Truvy's closed in carport salon. ( If you don't immediately recognize what that is from you need to educate yourself!) As I am trusting my almost 1st Graders with scissors to cut out pictures of 3D shapes as sort them, one nugget goes full Truvy and gives herself a haircut. I'm not even sure what my reaction was because I'm pretty sure I blacked out for a moment. Once I recover from the black out I went full on M'Lynn! I wanted know WHYYYYYYY?!?! No excuse. Just lots of tears and shrugs.
On another completely unrelated note, I'm still baffled how my students turn into garbage men the moment they sit on the floor. Seriously, my room should be spotless because all they do is hold up random things with a look of pure amazement saying "I found this". It's like they have never seen a broken crayon or a piece of paper! THROW IT AWAY!
That is all for today! Sorry for my absence, and you're welcome for this epic story of cosmogoly.
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