My neck feels like I had some Linda Blair action going on last night. No matter where I go I always find a karaoke bar, sing badly and flip my hair entirely too much!
What can I say, I'm a performer. I couldn't simply sing Proud Mary. No, I had to channel Tina Turner and flip my hair with like my life depended on it.
I don't understand how I don't have a television show. Who cares about Debby, we are the ones who took Panama by storm last night! Yelled at by Pineapple Willy's employees, stuck in the mud, bar brawl brewing, cold pizza sandwiches and a slight inappropriate grabbing moment.
Waking up with shorts backwards and my eyes stitched shut by mascara is a sign of a successful night. The weather is back to normal and I'm ready to storm the beach like its D-Day!
I hear the ice clinking in the glass mama! - Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood
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