Do you have an umbrella I could borrow?

 As I sit here, eating Mega Stuffed Oreos, wishing myself thin; I am trying to figure out the mystery of Walmart. It's a discount store, things are cheap there and yet I still come out with an 88 dollar bill. This time I only bought 3 movies, and they were all on sale! It's food that cost so much money. I should eat less, it would benefit my jeans and their pockets!
 One of my frantic five was absent today. I've decided on the name of frantic five for my five nuggets who make me want to pull a Britney. I know some of you aren't as pop-culture educated as I so I shall explain for those of you who lived under a rock in 2007. Britney Spears, one of my idols, went bonkers in 2007, she shaved her head and then beat people with an umbrella. At this point in my career I can honestly say that I could see how this could be a reasonable reaction to life.
 And today wasn't even horrible. I'm just feeling so run down, like my nuggets could literally take me hostage, force feed me green beans and make me sing "She'll be coming round the mountain" forty times. Five weeks until spring break! Only four more Monday's. It'll go by quickly....won't it?
 My afternoon was spent doing lesson plans and helping out my teacher soulmate in her classroom. Followed by the soul-sucking, money draining trip to Walmart. I'll learn to budget one day, but I'm not a real grown up yet, so I don't have to worry about it legitimately for now.


Today's Pockets:
Walmart List: death to my wallet
Marbles: From a new classroom management technique I'm trying..yes another one
2 markers: needs no explanation
Mystery Friend name: another form of bribery
Jolly Rancher wrapper: I was starving
Paperclip: Make-shift knife...just kidding