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10% battery left on my phone. It's totally possible that this blog will end without war... Ha, I'm still here. Do virtual jokes go over well?
Another successful nap day! Not as great as yesterday but I'll be happy with a majority of the class staying in their own space and keeping the noise to a dull roar.
You know when I accepted this job I didn't know I'd be working with the deaf and the blind. That's got to be it though, it has to be that my students can't see or hear me. That's the theory I reached today while I watched one student completely ignore every single instruction that I gave him.
You know they say I you pray for patience, God doesn't give it to you, he gives you opportunities to be patience.....I never prayed for that! I prayed for Ryan Gosling and a high metabolism.
In case you were wondering, I didn't get either. But hey, Garth Brooks has an entire song about unanswered prayers, and I trust his judgement.
I replaced my burnt chicken tonight with a burnt pork chop. I predict that by the end of the month I'll be able to go without burning my dinner...most probably because by then I'll probably have given into my commitment issues and be eating a hot n' spicy from McDonald's. I'm just being realistic.
I'm a horrible blogger, I emptied my pockets at school and forgot to photograph them. Shun me if you must!