Burning questions: What was I thinking when I got a perm in the 7th grade? Why did I choose this career? Who said that "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" besides Kelly Clarkson? How come beer has so many calories?
Burnt chicken: what I ate for dinner in an effort to reduce the amount of space I take up. It was good, George Forman just put a little too much power into this grill, or I got sidetracked and forgot about it while cooking. One of those.
Burning desire to roundhouse kick some people in the face: I feel as if this is a feeling shared by many, especially you my faithful seven. If you're still reading this blog then I know you'll understand. I'm sure you've reached the point where suddenly your life turns into a Quentin Tarantino film. Ex. Repeating instructions for a worksheet 4 times. Having kids from each table repeat what you are suppose to do. Modeling how to do so and the having that one nugget who doesn't even raise their hand say "I don't know what to do". Or when the person in front of you in the 10 items or less lane has enough food to feed the Duggers for a week. (please google the Duggers) A roundhouse kick would solve lots of problems, but it's unethical, illegal and probably really hard to accomplish.
Burning calories: Move over Lance Armstrong, I went for a bike ride after eating my burnt chicken. It was only a mile, but it's better than nothing. I probably should have worn a jacket and put more air in the tires. Eh, you live and learn.
Burning skin: the tanning bed is such a magical place. It motivated me to eat the burnt chicken and burn rubber. I can't wait to be so dark that people question my ethnicity. It happened once, second greatest compliment. First: "You look like a mermaid".
Today actually wasn't horrible. Can you believe it? I did have to suppress the urge to repeatedly bang my head against the wall at some points in the day, but ten nuggets napped! It was magical! 10! Even one of the frantic five! Praise nugget napping Jesus!
I completed my GTL and now I'm ready for my shower and the E channel until I fall asleep! GTL stands for gym, tan, laundry...but since I'm a teacher, the L has been replaced with lesson plans.
I'm rambling..apologies!
Today's Pockets:
Marbles
Marker/Highlighter
Dime
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