Manday

Have you ever had a day that you realized that everything that happened in your past was suppose to happen? That without those moments that you thought were so terrible needed to take place to have things all fit together presently? Yeah, I'm still waiting for that magic to happen while questioning my choices.
I really do feel bad for Mondays. Poor guy, hated just for existing. Do you think he would have chosen to be the first day of the work week? No, I'm sure they voted when he was on vacation or just pulled the short straw. I wouldn't want to be hated as much as Mondays are hated. I'm probably an a-hole for assuming that Monday is a dude, but I feel that a woman would have long since left this abusive relationship.
Today's nap time made jail seem like a luxurious spa! It's the last two hours of the day that make me feel as if I might burst into flames, or fall into convulsions, or start scream singing "losing my religion" by R.E.M.
I get it, I really do, I wasn't a napper either. I just wish the nuggets would understand the regret they will feel when they are sitting in their 10th grade math class wishing for a moment of slumber.
I guess you can only teach them so much! To add to the joy of my day, the new Dexter isn't on demand yet, so sad. Why must life be so cold?

Today's Pockets:
A nautical shell- a gift from a nugget, why?
Markers: shocking.
Pen: for writing notes home, pleading for mercy, kidding, sorta.