Potty problems

Oh, Monday! You didn't treat me too badly today. I swear, my relationship with Monday is similar to Chris Brown and Rhianna's. Sometimes he's good to me, other times he gives me a black eye!
I'm lucky to have come out of the day without a shiner. I do feel a little beat though. I'm ready for the Holidays for sure!
The biggest issue of the day: the bathroom. Three accidents and countless "no really, I can't hold it, I'm gonna use it on myself" later I want to bash my head against the wall. I don't use the bathroom all day, I've had bladder infections because of it, and these nuggets have to go every five seconds! It's obviously the reason the working age is 16, otherwise work would never get done due to potty breaks.
I bought all of my kiddos there Christmas presents, that there parents will hate! Love it!!! I'm ready to bring on the Christmas spirit, green pants and all!

Today's Pockets:
Marker:
2 pens: That constantly run out of ink
Post-its: for important messages
Stickers: rewards
Not pictured: a leap frog game that a kid handed me and said "is this a DS game!?"
A tinny magnetic house: where do children find these things?!?