Saw

I had my first throw up today in my classroom. Which was much like being selected to "play a game" by the creepy puppet from Saw. I was good at first, but then when a child showed me how it had reached his mat I thought for sure I would join in my sickly student's fate,
I held myself together long enough to make it through until the janitors saved me from what was sure to be an even bigger mess. I've never been good with vomit. But I've done my fair share of hair holding after a night out, it's what friends do!
Today I only have four friends who stayed on green, I was a maniac, pinning them down left and right. (Just I be clear, I didn't physically pin anyone to the floor or wall, I moved their clothespin). They stayed still at nap time though!
In the morning I thought I would go all Mommie Dearest on them, but I suppressed my crazy.
P.S. if you don't understand the Mommie Dearest reference then you seriously need to get on Amazon and order the movie now!
P.S.S. if you don't compare you life experiences to movies then I think you are a freak!
If you ever wondered "hey, do they sell eggs at a gas station" I have your answer; no! I thought purchasing eggs and beer at a gas station would be much more dignified than doing so at Wal-Mart, I'm probably right, but I'll never know. So I ending up at Walmart, checking out behind a parent who probably thought "what a strange combination" looking in my basket.
I'm now trying to clean my room, and by cleaning I mean throwing everything from the floor to the closet. And even that is exhausting! School sucks your soul out through your feet!
P.S. that was a bit dramatic, I take I back.

On to what you're really here for: today's pockets:

3 markers: deep pockets today
Highlighter: to sniff when I get low, totally kidding
$1.18: because I'm a baller
Spider toy: spit from the mouth of a nugget
Note: to remind me of something
Snack wrapper: teachers eat too
Cube, randomly given to me