Snake mouth

Excuse me sir, HOW WAS TODAY NOT FRIDAY?!? I can't begin to explain today without fear of vomiting. I can only explain it with my über weird theory. You have no right to judge me. Today made my core shake, literally I was shaking from frustration and utter confusion. And the only way I could think of getting rid of these rather annoying vibrations was to unhinge my jaw like a snake and spit it all out.
Wow, I just put a whole lot of crazy out there in the first paragraph. You get what you pay for! "What? I'm not paying anything"...exactly.
I'm not sure if people are secretly promising Furby's to all my children if they act their craziest, but man today was horrific for me.
Have you ever had a teacher cry while teaching you math? Yeah well, my kids are probably taking a bath right now telling their mom about how Ms. Amanda cried while counting dots.
It was either cry or break a window. I figured they can't fire you for crying, but a broken window would raise a lot of questions and probably lead to anger management classes...ain't nobody got time for that!
Last week was painless and quick, like a shot. This is week was soul sucking and took forever, much like a foot tattoo.

Today's Pockets:
Squirrel silly band: confiscated from a kid who stole it from my desk after I confiscated it from another kid.
Eraser: not only for mistakes in writing
Paper clip: from holding together the math worksheet that the students didn't understand